Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Lolly Lolly Lolly, got some adverbs here!
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here!
You're going to need
If you write or read
Or even think about it.
Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Got a lot of Lolly, jolly adverbs here!
Anything you need
And we can make it absolutely clear!
An adverb is a word... {That's all it is, and there's a lot of 'em!}
That modifies a verb... {Sometimes a verb! Sometimes...}
It modifies an adjective,
Or else another adverb.
And so you see that it's positively, very, very, necessary.
Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Father, son and Lolly selling adverbs here!
Got a lot of adverbs and we make it clear,
So come to Lolly!
{Hello, folks. This is Lolly Senior, saying we have every adverb in
the book, so come on down and look!}
{Hello, folks. Lolly Junior here. Suppose your house needs painting.
How are you going to paint it? That's where the adverb comes in.
We can also give you a special intensifier so you can paint it very
neatly or rather sloppily.}
{Hi. Suppose you're going nut-gathering. Your buddy wants to know
where and when. Use an adverb and tell him.)
Get your adverb...
Use it with an adjective, it says much more.
Anything described can be described some more.
Anything you'd ever need is in the store,
And so you choose very carefully
Every word you use.
Use it with a verb it tells us how you did.
Where it happened, where you're going, where you've been.
Use it with another adverb at the end, and even more...
How, where, or when, condition or reason...
These questions are answered
When you use an adverb...
{Come and get it!}
Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Quickly quickly quickly, get your adverbs here!
Slowly surely really, learn your adverbs here!
You're going need 'em
If you read 'em,
If you write or talk or think about it.
Lolly...
}} {If it's an adverb we have it at Lolly's!
}} Bring along your old adjectives too, like slow, soft and sure.
}} We'll fit them out with our "l-y" attachment,
}} And make perfectly good adverbs out of them!}
Get your adverbs here!
}} {Lots of good tricks at Lolly's, so come on down!}
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!
}} {Adverbs deal with manner, place, time...}
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!
}} {Condition, reason...}
Father Son and Lolly!
}} {Comparison, contrast...}
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!
}} {Enrich your language with adverbs!}
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!
{Besides, they're absolutely free!}
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!
}} {At your service!}
Indubitably!
One day last year when I was creating my web site- MANYMUSES STUDIO I was having a bit of sport on my Moremuses page and decided to add some links to fun and quirky places on the net. I have always loved Mad-libs so I decided to throw in a couple of quick links to some of the best sites for word-o-philes like myself. I was astounded by the results.
It seems there are literally thousands of people out there just like yourselves,
searching the world for opportunities to put adjectives and verbs in compromising positions!
The phrase mad-libs has now become the most frequently searched-for term that brings visitors to my web site!
Hey, give the people what they want, I say and I intend to give it to you good, you filthy rabble.
I know just how you feel, my fellow lovers of the mother tongue.
There is nothing like crafting something sublimely absurd with words.
How I love the parts of speech. Once I get started doing a few quality Mad-libs, I find it hard to stop.
I insert the names of my mad-cap friends and when I have finished having my way with them, email them the results complete with ridiculous scenarios and of course, off-color adjectives and compromising entanglements.
The word ham, for instance, takes on a rather more fascinating meaning full of subtle ironies when juxtaposed against another word such as....say...undulating or perhaps flaccid.
It is the poetry of the common man. Found poetry.
Mad-libs bring such simple joy to so many. They may very well save our society from ruin. Don't knock it. Nothing else seems to be working...
So, on this note of peace and goodwill to all, I bring you, what you all seem to be clamoring for-
an entire page devoted to nothing else but the beloved MAD-LIB! Get down with your bad selves.